- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
when people post personal shit on their blog it doesnt make them an attention whore because a blog is a place where you post personal things
do you ever get so overprotective over a character/celebrity that when another person says that she/he is not that great you just want to punch that person in the face and make her eat your socks because i do
